Uber Driver Fucks His Gay Passenger — Five-Star Ride

The app said the ride would take fifteen minutes. It takes two hours and leaves both participants needing a different kind of ride home. The Uber driver’s professionalism crumbles approximately thirty seconds after his gay passenger climbs into the backseat and makes an offer that no surge pricing could match. The car pulls over, the privacy partition (aka the front seat headrest) provides zero actual privacy, and the back seat becomes the most productive workspace in the gig economy. The driver discovers that customer satisfaction in this context requires a very different skill set than navigation — though both involve knowing how to handle tight turns. Five stars, generous tip, and a review that reads ‘Would ride again’ with implications the app was never designed to facilitate.