Parker steps on the scale as the first step of what he assumes will be a routine physical. Height, weight, blood pressure — all normal. But when the doctor asks to take one more measurement, the ruler isn’t heading for his arm span.
The thorough measuring continues as the doctor takes increasingly intimate dimensions, each new measurement requiring more direct handling of Parker’s growing response. The tape measure wraps around places that no standard physical requires, Parker’s excitement making the numbers change with each passing minute.
The final measurement is taken at Parker’s peak — impressive numbers across the board. The doctor records the data with professional satisfaction before rewarding his well-measured patient with a hands-on congratulation that leaves Parker thoroughly examined in every possible sense.
